Happy Birthday!

At church when it's someone's birthday or anniversary, they stand up front and we sing either Happy Birthday or Happy Anniversary. The other day when we were singing Happy "Dirday", you were singing along (in your own little way) and then when we finished, you said "Where's da CAKE?!"

The Mailman

I bought you something off of ebay the other day, you were very excited to get it. I kept having to remind you it would arrive in the mail in a few days. After you got it, you told me that the mailman got it for you. I tried explaining to you that I got it for you, the mailman just delivered it. I cannot change your mind, you're convinced that the mail man gets you gifts!